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brknangel
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| Subject: UH....YOU MIGHT BE A TEXAN....LOL!!! Wed Feb 27, 2008 7:36 am | |
| Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks from > Texas... > > If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work > there, you may live in Texas > > If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Texas. > > If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a > wrong number, you may live in Texas. > > If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you > may live in Texas. > > If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas. > > If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may > live in Texas. > > If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both > unlocked, you may live in Texas. > > If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use > them, you may live in Texas. > > If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and > everybody is passing you, you may live in Texas. > > If you find 60 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Texas. > > If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your Texas > friends & others, you definitely live in Texas. > > > | |
| | | brknangel
Posts : 1486 Join date : 2007-09-14 Age : 61 Location : Somewhere over the Rainbow.
| Subject: Re: UH....YOU MIGHT BE A TEXAN....LOL!!! Wed Feb 27, 2008 7:55 am | |
| HERE'S SOME MORE GOOD TEXAS STUFF....COULDN'T RESIST SHARING... In a message dated 7/16/2007 5:47:51 P.M. Central Standard Time, Aragorn500 writes: Somebody from California apparently wrote the top part, but somebody from Texas came back and put them on their butts at the bottom. And whoever that was, GOD BLESS YOU! CALIFORNIA: - I can wear sandals all year long - I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore" -Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang. - I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often - I know what real cheese & avocados taste like -Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal -We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down. -I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's! -All the porn you watch is made here, cause we're better and thats how it is - I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear - I know 65 mph really means 100 - When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont fuck around on the road - The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border) - My governor can kick your governors ass - I can go out at midnight -You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code - I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD - We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "california roll" No cop no stop baby! - I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day - All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here - We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State.....GOLDEN!!! - We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them) - I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more than yours, which means I'm better than you [geez.... hahaha] - The best athletes come from here *******IF YOU'RE FROM CALIFORNIA, REPOST THIS******* ******IF YOU'RE NOT, GO SIT IN A CORNER AND CRY****** ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ TEXAS: Ahem... So.. Um.. yeah... I read this, and thought I would reply... Hey... California listen up... Texas is where its at! - I too can wear sandals all year long... plus I can put on boots to stomp your toes and I won't even stick out. - You may be able to go to the "beach" instead of the "shore"... but can you go to the drive thru "Beer Barn?" What now surfer boy? - You're chicks aren't way hotter than ours... they are almost equal... and thats only due to silicone, saline, botox, lasers and hair dye... We have the real ones and they can beat yours up. - We're taught to say "Yes Sir" and "Yes Ma'am" and respect our elders because of it. We also say "Howdy" and "fixin" and "Yall" are pretty much recognized right away anywhere in the world :) We're famous. And not because of that fake ass "bro-ho" "so-cal" shit that yall think makes you "Famous", fudgers. - You may know what real cheese and avocados taste like... but I know what 100% Grade A Angus Beef tastes like. Who wants avocados and cheese when you can have steak and potatoes? - Haha... who do you think grows the weed and sells it to you? - Why roll 40 deep when something goes down if 5 corn fed country boys can get the job done... - I live next door to americans, but we call them mexicans - About your Porn.... 3 words... "Debbie Does Dallas"... You can brag about it now, but we started it - Why would you brag about not getting snow days off? - We're smart enought to know 65mph means 65, but our speed limit is 70. - - When someone cuts me off, they get run over by my big ass truck, then I give them the finger and tell them to go back to california. - The drinking age is 21, but if you aren't chasin the beer by 1 yr old... you're behind. - Yeah, Well my governor became the President of the United States... yours isn't even eligible. - You can go out at midnight? Thats nice, I haven't even come home by then. - Ok... you said,"You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code" and as hard as I try I have no idea what you're talking about... I think you're watching too much tv. - Yeah, you'll definitely get looked at funny when you come to visit but we have another name for you pretty boys, and its not greek, its french. - Of course you don't stop at stop signs... none of you can drive. - You can pick up Real mexican food 24 hours a day huh... well I can swing by home depot and pick up 24 Real mexicans anytime of day. Can you say catering? - All the tv shows get filmed there... but where does your favorite poker game come from? Texas Hold'em anyone? - You can keep your golden state... We're the Lone Star State...the one and only!! - Do I have to remind you about the drive thru Beer Barn again? Does In-N-Out serve alcohol? (Oh and did I mention Dr. Pepper was created in Texas?) - You guys have the best athletes huh?... Eight words... Lance Armstrong and The University of Texas at Austin -Every thing's bigger in TEXAS Though I could mention MICHAEL JOHNSON - Olympic Sprinter, World record holder in 200m and 400m, 5 Olympic Gold medals, 9 time World Champion (born Dallas, Tx) Oh and remind me again who won the Rose Bowl between USC and Texas????? I believe it was the LONGHORNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Football is a religion, not a sport - InTexas, football means football, not soccer. - 90% of football "movies" you guys are making are about Texas Football. -Varsity Blues, filmed in Georgetown, Tx - Friday Night Lights, filmed in Odessa, Tx - Necessary Roughness, filmed in San Marcos, Texas; We Are Marshall- Marshall, Tx, - Texas is the only state that can still separate to become its own country. The only way California's gonna accomplish that is if another earthquake comes along and you guys sink into the ocean. Can you say Atlantis.... hahaha Come on Texans Show Your Colors! Repost! And as the Great Sam Houston once said "Texas could survive without the United States, but the United States could not survive without Texas" [b]GOD BLESS TEXAS!! | |
| | | brknangel
Posts : 1486 Join date : 2007-09-14 Age : 61 Location : Somewhere over the Rainbow.
| Subject: It's another Texas thang....lol....Home Security Wed Feb 27, 2008 9:04 am | |
| simple instructions for a fast and cheap security device 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's
Work Boot's size 14-16 (used)
2. Place them on front porch, along with a copy of
Gun And Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and
Magazine
4. Leave a note on your door that reads
Hay Bubba,
Big Jim, Duke, Slim, and I gone for more ammunition.
Will be back in one hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls'-- they
Attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad.
I don't think Killer took part in it,but it was hard to tell from all the
Blood. Anyway, I locked all of the dog's in the house. Better
Just wait outside until we can get back.
Cooter now pass this along to all your Texan friends and family | |
| | | Ghost Admin
Posts : 1229 Join date : 2007-09-14 Age : 31 Location : In your past.
| Subject: Re: UH....YOU MIGHT BE A TEXAN....LOL!!! Tue Apr 08, 2008 1:43 am | |
| you got the last two from me | |
| | | brknangel
Posts : 1486 Join date : 2007-09-14 Age : 61 Location : Somewhere over the Rainbow.
| Subject: Re: UH....YOU MIGHT BE A TEXAN....LOL!!! Thu Apr 24, 2008 3:33 pm | |
| Yes I did....my Texan born and proud of it gosh darn it son.... | |
| | | Ghost Admin
Posts : 1229 Join date : 2007-09-14 Age : 31 Location : In your past.
| Subject: Re: UH....YOU MIGHT BE A TEXAN....LOL!!! Mon May 12, 2008 7:15 pm | |
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| | | brknangel
Posts : 1486 Join date : 2007-09-14 Age : 61 Location : Somewhere over the Rainbow.
| Subject: Re: UH....YOU MIGHT BE A TEXAN....LOL!!! Wed May 14, 2008 6:39 pm | |
| Texas is after all ......God's country you know.... In the US....anyway..... :D Israel....Jerusalem.....Texas....lol. All important to God... | |
| | | Ghost Admin
Posts : 1229 Join date : 2007-09-14 Age : 31 Location : In your past.
| Subject: Re: UH....YOU MIGHT BE A TEXAN....LOL!!! Tue Sep 02, 2008 3:41 pm | |
| well.....uhh..nightmare..you know any people from ca....if you do, and are they really that into themselves? | |
| | | brknangel
Posts : 1486 Join date : 2007-09-14 Age : 61 Location : Somewhere over the Rainbow.
| Subject: Lol...more good Texas stuff and so true.... Thu Sep 04, 2008 2:58 am | |
| Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks from Texas : If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Texas ; If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Texas ; If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas ; If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may live in Texas ; If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas ; If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Texas ; If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Texas ; If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Texas ; If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody's passing you, you may live in Texas ; If you find 60 degrees "a little chilly," you may live in Texas ; If you actually understand these jokes, and share them with all your Texas friends, you definitely live in Texas . Need to be cheered up? Happy, Texas 79042 Pep , Texas 79353 Smiley , Texas 78159 Paradise , Texas 76073 Rainbow , Texas 76077 Sweet Home , Texas 77987 Comfort , Texas 78013 Friendship, Texas 76530 Love the Sun? Sun City , Texas 78628 Sunrise , Texas 76661 Sunset, Texas 76270 Sundown, Texas 79372 Sunray , Texas 79086 Sunny Side , Texas 77423 Want something to eat? Bacon , Texas 76301 Noodle , Texas 79536 Oatmeal , Texas 78605 Turkey , Texas 79261 Trout , Texas 75789 Sugar Land , Texas 77479 Salty, Texas 76567 Rice , Texas 75155 And top it off with: Sweetwater , Texas 79556 Why travel to other cities? Texas has them all! Detroit , Texas 75436 Colorado City , Texas 79512 Denver City , Texas 79323 Klondike , Texas 75448 Nevada , Texas 75173 Memphis , Texas 79245 Miami , Texas 79059 Boston , Texas 75570 Santa Fe , Texas 77517 Tennessee Colony , Texas 75861 Reno , Texas 75462 Feel like traveling outside the country? Don't bother buying a plane ticket! Athens , Texas 75751 Canadian, Texas 79014 China , Texas 77613 Egypt , Texas 77436 Ireland , Texas 76538 Turkey , Texas 79261 London , Texas 76854 New London , Texas 75682 Paris , Texas 75460 No need to travel to Washington D.C. Whitehouse , Texas 75791 We even have a city named after our planet! Earth , Texas 79031 And a city named after our State! Texas City , Texas 77590 Exhausted? Energy , Texas 76452 Cold? Blanket , Texas 76432 Winters, Texas Like to read about History? Santa Anna , Texas Goliad , Texas Alamo , Texas Gun Barrel City , Texas Robert Lee, Texas Need Office Supplies? Staples, Texas 78670 Men are from Mars, women are from Venus , Texas 76084 You guessed it..it's on the state line.. Texline , Texas 79087 For the kids... Kermit , Texas 79745 Elmo , Texas 75118 Nemo , Texas 76070 Tarzan , Texas 79783 Winnie , Texas 77665 Sylvester , Texas 79560 Other city names in Texas , to make you smile..... Frognot , Texas 75424 Bigfoot , Texas 78005 Hogeye , Texas 75423 Cactus , Texas 79013 Notrees , Texas 79759 Best, Texas 76932 Veribest , Texas 76886 Kickapoo , Texas 75763 Dime Box , Texas 77853 Old Dime Box , Texas 77853 Telephone , Texas 75488 Telegraph , Texas 76883 Whiteface , Texas 79379 Twitty, Texas 79079 And last but not least, the Anti-Al Gore City Kilgore , Texas 75662 And our favorites... Cut n Shoot, Texas Gun Barrell City , Texas Hoop And Holler, Texas Ding Dong, Texas and, of course, Muleshoe , Texas Here are some little known, very interesting facts about Texas . 1. Beaumont to El Paso : 742 miles 2. Beaumont to Chicago : 770 miles 3. El Paso is closer to California than to Dallas 4. World's first rodeo was in Pecos , July 4, 1883. 5. The Flagship Hotel in Galveston is the only hotel in North America built over water. 6. The Heisman Trophy was named after John William Heisman who was the first full-time coach at Rice University in Houston . 7. Brazoria County has more species of birds than any other area in North America . 8. Aransas Wildlife Refuge is the winter home of North Americ a 's only remaining flock of whooping cranes. 9. Jalapeno jelly originated in Lake Jackso n in 1978. 10. The worst natural disaster in U.S history was in 1900, caused by a hurricane, in which over 8,000 lives were lost on Galveston Island . 11. The first word spoken from the moon, July 20, 1969, was " Houston ." 12. King Ranch in South Texas is larger than Rhode Island . 13. Tropical Storm Claudette brought a U.S. rainfall record of 43" in 24 hours in and around Alvin in July of 1979. 14. Texas is the only state to enter the U.S. by TREATY, (known as the Constitution of 1845 by the Republic of Texas to enter the Union ) instead of by annexation. This allows the Texas Flag to fly at the same height as the U.S. Flag, and may divide into 5 states. 15. A Live Oak tree near Fulton is estimated to be 1500 years old. 16. Caddo Lake is the only natural lake in the state. 17. Dr Pepper was invented in Waco in 1885. There is no period in Dr Pepper. 18. Texas has had six capital cities: Washington-on-the Brazos, Harrisburg , Galveston , Velasco, West Columbia and Austin . 19. The Capitol Dome in Austin is the only dome in the U.S. which is taller than the Capitol Building in Washington DC (by 7 feet). 20. The name " Texas " comes from the Hasini Indian word "tejas" meaning friends. Tejas is not Spanish for Texas . 21. The State Mascot is the Armadillo (an interesting bit of trivia about the armadillo is they always have four babies. They have one egg, which splits into four, and they either have four males or four females.). 22. The first domed stadium in the U.S. was the Astrodome in Houston . Some people in Texas were having trouble with all those ?shalt? and ?shalt nots? in the 10 Commandments. Folks there just aren't used to talking in those terms. So, some folks out in west Texas got together and translated the "King James" into the "King Ranch" language: Cowboy's Ten Commandments posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Fairlie , Texas: (1) Just one God. (2) Honor yer Ma & Pa. (3) No telling tales or gossipin'. (4) Git yourself to Sunday meeting. (5) Put nothin' before God. (6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal. (7) No killin'. ( Watch yer mouth. (9) Don't take what ain't yers. (10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff Now that's kinda plain an' simple don't ya think? Yee Haw! | |
| | | Ghost Admin
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| Subject: Re: UH....YOU MIGHT BE A TEXAN....LOL!!! Thu Sep 04, 2008 7:01 pm | |
| I think everyone here either lives in Texas...or has lived in Texas | |
| | | brknangel
Posts : 1486 Join date : 2007-09-14 Age : 61 Location : Somewhere over the Rainbow.
| Subject: Re: UH....YOU MIGHT BE A TEXAN....LOL!!! Fri Sep 12, 2008 3:18 am | |
| True...true...now that I think about it....that is one reason why this forum ROCKS....yeehaw!!! | |
| | | brknangel
Posts : 1486 Join date : 2007-09-14 Age : 61 Location : Somewhere over the Rainbow.
| Subject: Re: UH....YOU MIGHT BE A TEXAN....LOL!!! Thu Nov 13, 2008 2:05 pm | |
| This is good, and we need to remember that Texas also has a large majority of major Bible teachers and preachers.And we are right here on the buckle of the Bible belt. You know David Reagen does always call Texas God's country. Maybe he is onto something!!! Screw You Blue States
Posted: 05 Nov 2008 04:09 PM CST
Texans are not whining about the elections.
Ok, Folks. Texas has given you complainers plenty of time to get used to the election results. After listening to all the whiners after the election, some folks from Real Texas have decided that we might just take matters into our own hands.
First a little history lesson. It's our independent nature to point out the people who enjoy the Texas Lifestyle have the right to secede and form our own country once again whenever the people of Texas choose to do so. Some other states also have this right. The difference is, Texas has actually pulled that trigger before.
Yes, Texas was an Independent Republic before it became a state and can secede. Nothing inherently prohibits that from taking place.
Let's get this straight. John McCain, a real American hero, carried Texas by over a million votes. Texans can still smell the fires of the Twin Towers . We would also honor President Bush. George Bush simply did what any RealTexan would do and that is to go try his best to annihilate anyone who was responsible for attacking us. We don't fault him for that. We applaud that sort of behavior. It's Texas politics, Texas style.
We're ready to secede.
Don't get me wrong. We like ya'll - We just don't want to be like ya'll.
#1: Barak Obama becomes President of the United States (all the other 49 states).
#2: Ross Perot becomes the next President of the Republic of Texas and invites John McCain to be an honorary Texan. We honor our heroes in Texas and honor their service. McCain is welcome here and he can be Secretary of the Texas Navy. Native Texan George Foreman will be Secretary of Defense. After that is all said and done, we wish Mr. Obama well. We really do.
We expect one of Perot's first acts as President of the Republic will be to tear down the border wall and erect a 10' wall around Austin to keep the "Austin Weird" folks in and away from the rest of us. If they will just pipe their Texas music out over the wall, it will keep the rest of us happy. ( Just kidding my Austin relatives on that one.) However, Willie will be Secretary of Agriculture and music. Wonder what he will grow?
So what does Texas have to do to survive as a Republic? Here's a few things to be aware of. Texas is the 11th largest economy on the planet. We are bigger than Spain and right behind Great Britain . We are also bigger than Russia . We are an economic force to be reckoned with. We have a constitutional amendment to balance our budget..and we do it. We also have a multi-billion dollar budget surplus this year. We are so big, we have our own power grid. Yes, that's true.
What else? NASA is in Houston . (we will control the space industry). We refine over 85% of the gasoline in the United States . Defense Industry? We have over 65% of it. The term "Don't mess with Texas ," will take on a whole new meaning. Oil - we can supply all the oil the Republic of Texas will need for the next 300 years. Obama states? Sorry about that.
As David Werst said, "We like ya'll, we just don't want to be like ya'll." You can buy oil (pronounced like ya'll) from us instead of terrorist countries that hate you. We will love you for paying so much to us instead of Saudi Arabia , Venezuela , Kuwait and others.
You don't want to 'drill baby drill' or put up with those nasty oil wells? Well, we do and we know how to do it without polluting the land, air, and sea. BTW-We have our own ports and shipping lanes. We're also not "waiting on our FEMA check" to rebuild Galveston . We are doing it right now as we speak. Natural Gas - Again we have all we need and again, it's just too bad about you blue Obama states who don't want drilling. We've been driving around with those big tanks in the backs of our pickups for years now. We'll switch over to compressed natural gas. Obama will figure a way to keep ya'll warm..according to your need. Or, you could use ocean waves, or make friends with Hugo Chavez or what's his name in Iran .
Computer Industry - we currently lead the nation in producing computer chips and communications: Small places like Texas Instruments, Dell, EDS, Raytheon, Motorola, Intel, Austin Technology Centers Etc , Etc. The list goes on and on. Health Centers - We have the largest research centers for Cancer research, the best burn centers and the top trauma units in the world, and other large health centers. We have enough colleges to keep us going: UT, Texas A&M, Texas Tech, Texas State University , Rice, SMU, TCU, University of Houston , Baylor, UNT, Texas Women's University, etc. Ivy grows better in the south anyway. We have a ready supply of workers (just open the border when we need some more).
But, we won't have an illegal immigration problem. Former Texas Governor candidate Kinky Friedman solved that. He proposed we pay 5 Mexican Generals a million a year to control illegal immigration-folks coming from Mexico to Texas illegally. For every illegal that slips through, we deduct $10,000. Wonder how many will get across the border into Texas ? We won't need a Border Patrol.
We like tourism. Come stay a while. Enjoy a Cowboys game or go to Six Flags over Texas ..then go home. We don't need any more Californians coming here and messing things up. Or, they could live in Austin where we can keep an eye on 'em.
We have control of the paper industry, plastics, insurance, etc. In case of a foreign invasion, we have the Texas National Guard and the Texas Air National Guard. We don't have an army but since everybody down here is heavily armed and has at least six rifles and a pile of ammo, we can raise an army in 6 hours if we need it. That's the Texas way. When the tower sniper started shooting in Austin a few years back, citizens piled out of their cars and pickups and started returning fire within 2 minutes. Our citizens are licensed to carry handguns on their person.
We have a saying down here: "If you mess with the bull, you're gonna get the horn." And an even more remarkable finding from the past.. Average Murder per 100,000 residents in counties won by Bush: 0.1 of one percent. Average Murder per 100,000 residents in counties won by Gore: 13.2. In Texas , even some of our school teachers carry guns. We won't surrender our kids to nuts and terrorists without a fight. Don't even think about messing with us. If you want the sticker, click on it.
If the situation really gets bad, we can always call the Texas DPS and ask them to send over a couple of Texas Rangers. We are totally self sufficient in beef, poultry, hogs and vegetable produce and everybody down here knows how to cook them so that they taste good. Don't need any food.
Arts? Bob Wills is still the king, but we also like different types of music, Country..and..Western. We even have our own beer. Lone Star, The National Beer of Texas . This just names a few of the items that will keep the Republic of Texas in good shape. There isn't a thing out there that we need and don't have. Just keep on reading David Werst's RealTexas Blog for more details on how to be a RealTexan.
Now to the rest of the United States under President Obama: Since you won't have the refineries to get gas for your cars, We'll sell you gas too. We'll call the gas company Texasco or something like that. Happy to do it. You won't have any TV as the space center in Houston will cut off your communications or ask you to pay for the signal. It will be Texas Direct TV. Hank Jr. will move here and be in charge of programming.
Did you know we don't even have an income tax?
We have all we need here in God's country and like I've already said, if we don't have it, we don't need it. We will have cheap, plentiful energy. The new Texas Secretary of Energy, T. Boone Pickens will be putting up thousands of wind generators all over the west Texas plains and since everybody else thinks Texas is full of hot air, we might as well take advantage of it.
Good luck. Ya'll are gonna need it. Signed, The People of Real Texas | |
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| Subject: Re: UH....YOU MIGHT BE A TEXAN....LOL!!! Thu Jan 22, 2009 8:02 pm | |
| was that serious about us seceding or was it just to say how much we have here in Texas | |
| | | brknangel
Posts : 1486 Join date : 2007-09-14 Age : 61 Location : Somewhere over the Rainbow.
| Subject: Re: UH....YOU MIGHT BE A TEXAN....LOL!!! Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:50 pm | |
| Well some Texans are very serious about seceding...been hearing it for years...but even more so since Obama has been elected! | |
| | | brknangel
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| Subject: Re: UH....YOU MIGHT BE A TEXAN....LOL!!! Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:51 pm | |
| A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.
He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. =
[b][b]He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. 'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked. 'They're mating,' her father replied. 'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked. 'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered. 'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked. As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, 'No dear.. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.' [/b][/b]
[center] [center]'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped them flat.
[b][b]'Well, that may be OK in California , but we're not having any of that shit in Texas ,' she said. [/b][/b]
[/center] [/center] | |
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| Subject: Re: UH....YOU MIGHT BE A TEXAN....LOL!!! Sat Oct 13, 2012 6:04 am | |
| If Obama has a re-election chance, we may need to recirculate the thing and raly Texas to secede. | |
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