[Live from the Capitol of the World, Channel 7 presents CatNews. Now here is Fluffy the Wondercat]
Fluffy: "Hello America, I'm Fluffy the Wondercat. Tonight we bring world news: A study from Cananda shows marshmallows, will cure your diabetes. A poll from the UK shows that 100% of cats prefer wet gourmet catfood over dry. Furballs, the ugly killer affecting kittehs everywhere, are they still a threat. More tonight."