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PostSubject: UH....YOU MIGHT BE A TEXAN....LOL!!!   Wed Feb 27, 2008 7:36 am

Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks from
> Texas...
>
> If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work
> there, you may live in Texas
>
> If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Texas.
>
> If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a
> wrong number, you may live in Texas.
>
> If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you
> may live in Texas.
>
> If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas.
>
> If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may
> live in Texas.
>
> If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both
> unlocked, you may live in Texas.
>
> If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use
> them, you may live in Texas.
>
> If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and
> everybody is passing you, you may live in Texas.
>
> If you find 60 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Texas.
>
> If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your Texas
> friends & others, you definitely live in Texas.
>
>
>
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PostSubject: Re: UH....YOU MIGHT BE A TEXAN....LOL!!!   Wed Feb 27, 2008 7:55 am

HERE'S SOME MORE GOOD TEXAS STUFF....COULDN'T RESIST SHARING... ROFL

In a message dated 7/16/2007 5:47:51 P.M. Central Standard Time, Aragorn500 writes:
Somebody from California apparently wrote the top part, but somebody from Texas came back and put them on their butts at the bottom. And whoever that was, GOD BLESS YOU!

CALIFORNIA:

- I can wear sandals all year long

- I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore"

-Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang.

- I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often

- I know what real cheese & avocados taste like

-Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal

-We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down.

-I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's!

-All the porn you watch is made here, cause we're better and thats how it is

- I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear

- I know 65 mph really means 100

- When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont fuck around on the road

- The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border)

- My governor can kick your governors ass

- I can go out at midnight

-You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code

- I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD

- We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "california roll"
No cop no stop baby!

- I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day

- All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here

- We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State.....GOLDEN!!!

- We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them)

- I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more than yours, which means I'm better than you [geez.... hahaha]

- The best athletes come from here

*******IF YOU'RE FROM CALIFORNIA, REPOST THIS*******
******IF YOU'RE NOT, GO SIT IN A CORNER AND CRY******

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++


TEXAS:

Ahem... So.. Um.. yeah... I read this, and thought I would reply...


Hey... California listen up... Texas is where its at!

- I too can wear sandals all year long... plus I can put on boots to stomp your toes and I won't even stick out.

- You may be able to go to the "beach" instead of the "shore"... but can you go to the drive thru "Beer Barn?" What now surfer boy?

- You're chicks aren't way hotter than ours... they are almost equal... and thats only due to silicone, saline, botox, lasers and hair dye... We have the real ones and they can beat yours up.

- We're taught to say "Yes Sir" and "Yes Ma'am" and respect our elders because of it. We also say "Howdy" and "fixin" and "Yall" are pretty much recognized right away anywhere in the world :) We're famous. And not because of that fake ass "bro-ho" "so-cal" shit that yall think makes you "Famous", fudgers.

- You may know what real cheese and avocados taste like... but I know what 100% Grade A Angus Beef tastes like. Who wants avocados and cheese when you can have steak and potatoes?

- Haha... who do you think grows the weed and sells it to you?

- Why roll 40 deep when something goes down if 5 corn fed country boys can get the job done...

- I live next door to americans, but we call them mexicans

- About your Porn.... 3 words... "Debbie Does Dallas"... You can brag about it now, but we started it

- Why would you brag about not getting snow days off?

- We're smart enought to know 65mph means 65, but our speed limit is 70.

- - When someone cuts me off, they get run over by my big ass truck, then I give them the finger and tell them to go back to california.

- The drinking age is 21, but if you aren't chasin the beer by 1 yr old... you're behind.

- Yeah, Well my governor became the President of the United States... yours isn't even eligible.

- You can go out at midnight? Thats nice, I haven't even come home by then.

- Ok... you said,"You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code" and as hard as I try I have no idea what you're talking about... I think you're watching too much tv.

- Yeah, you'll definitely get looked at funny when you come to visit but we have another name for you pretty boys, and its not greek, its french.

- Of course you don't stop at stop signs... none of you can drive.

- You can pick up Real mexican food 24 hours a day huh... well I can swing by home depot and pick up 24 Real mexicans anytime of day. Can you say catering?

- All the tv shows get filmed there... but where does your favorite poker game come from? Texas Hold'em anyone?

- You can keep your golden state... We're the Lone Star State...the one and only!!

- Do I have to remind you about the drive thru Beer Barn again? Does In-N-Out serve alcohol? (Oh and did I mention Dr. Pepper was created in Texas?)

- You guys have the best athletes huh?... Eight words... Lance Armstrong and The University of Texas at Austin

-Every thing's bigger in TEXAS

Though I could mention MICHAEL JOHNSON - Olympic Sprinter, World record holder in 200m and 400m, 5 Olympic Gold medals, 9 time World Champion (born Dallas, Tx)

Oh and remind me again who won the Rose Bowl between USC and Texas????? I believe it was the LONGHORNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


- Football is a religion, not a sport

- InTexas, football means football, not soccer.

- 90% of football "movies" you guys are making are about Texas Football.

-Varsity Blues, filmed in Georgetown, Tx - Friday Night Lights, filmed in Odessa, Tx - Necessary Roughness, filmed in San Marcos, Texas; We Are Marshall- Marshall, Tx,

- Texas is the only state that can still separate to become its own country. The only way California's gonna accomplish that is if another earthquake comes along and you guys sink into the ocean. Can you say Atlantis.... hahaha

Come on Texans Show Your Colors! Repost!

And as the Great Sam Houston once said "Texas could survive without the United States, but the United States could not survive without Texas"







[b]GOD BLESS TEXAS!!
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PostSubject: It's another Texas thang....lol....Home Security   Wed Feb 27, 2008 9:04 am

simple instructions for a fast and cheap security device









1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's

Work Boot's size 14-16 (used)

2. Place them on front porch, along with a copy of

Gun And Ammo Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and

Magazine

4. Leave a note on your door that reads

Hay Bubba,

Big Jim, Duke, Slim, and I gone for more ammunition.

Will be back in one hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls'-- they

Attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad.

I don't think Killer took part in it,but it was hard to tell from all the

Blood. Anyway, I locked all of the dog's in the house. Better

Just wait outside until we can get back.

Cooter

now pass this along to all your Texan friends and family
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PostSubject: Re: UH....YOU MIGHT BE A TEXAN....LOL!!!   Tue Apr 08, 2008 1:43 am

you got the last two from me Razz
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PostSubject: Re: UH....YOU MIGHT BE A TEXAN....LOL!!!   Thu Apr 24, 2008 3:33 pm

Yes I did....my Texan born and proud of it gosh darn it son.... cyclops
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PostSubject: Re: UH....YOU MIGHT BE A TEXAN....LOL!!!   Mon May 12, 2008 7:15 pm

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PostSubject: Re: UH....YOU MIGHT BE A TEXAN....LOL!!!   Wed May 14, 2008 6:39 pm

Texas is after all ......God's country you know.... Cool In the US....anyway..... :D

Israel....Jerusalem.....Texas....lol. All important to God... Exclamation
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PostSubject: Re: UH....YOU MIGHT BE A TEXAN....LOL!!!   Tue Sep 02, 2008 3:41 pm

well.....uhh..nightmare..you know any people from ca....if you do,
and are they really that into themselves?
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PostSubject: Lol...more good Texas stuff and so true....   Thu Sep 04, 2008 2:58 am

Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks from Texas :

If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work
there, you may live in Texas ;

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Texas ;

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a
wrong number, you may live in Texas ;

If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you
may live in Texas ;

If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas ;

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may
live in Texas ;

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both
unlocked, you may live in Texas ;

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use
them, you may live in Texas ;

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and
everybody's passing you, you may live in Texas ;

If you find 60 degrees "a little chilly," you may live in Texas ;

If you actually understand these jokes, and share them with all your
Texas friends, you definitely live in Texas .

Need to be cheered up?

Happy, Texas 79042
Pep , Texas 79353
Smiley , Texas 78159
Paradise , Texas 76073
Rainbow , Texas 76077
Sweet Home , Texas 77987
Comfort , Texas 78013
Friendship, Texas 76530

Love the Sun?

Sun City , Texas 78628
Sunrise , Texas 76661
Sunset, Texas 76270
Sundown, Texas 79372
Sunray , Texas 79086
Sunny Side , Texas 77423

Want something to eat?

Bacon , Texas 76301
Noodle , Texas 79536
Oatmeal , Texas 78605
Turkey , Texas 79261
Trout , Texas 75789
Sugar Land , Texas 77479
Salty, Texas 76567
Rice , Texas 75155
And top it off with:
Sweetwater , Texas 79556

Why travel to other cities? Texas has them all!

Detroit , Texas 75436
Colorado City , Texas 79512
Denver City , Texas 79323
Klondike , Texas 75448
Nevada , Texas 75173
Memphis , Texas 79245
Miami , Texas 79059
Boston , Texas 75570
Santa Fe , Texas 77517
Tennessee Colony , Texas 75861
Reno , Texas 75462

Feel like traveling outside the country? Don't bother buying a plane
ticket!

Athens , Texas 75751
Canadian, Texas 79014
China , Texas 77613
Egypt , Texas 77436
Ireland , Texas 76538
Turkey , Texas 79261
London , Texas 76854
New London , Texas 75682
Paris , Texas 75460

No need to travel to Washington D.C.

Whitehouse , Texas 75791

We even have a city named after our planet!

Earth , Texas 79031

And a city named after our State!

Texas City , Texas 77590

Exhausted?

Energy , Texas 76452

Cold?

Blanket , Texas 76432
Winters, Texas

Like to read about History?

Santa Anna , Texas
Goliad , Texas
Alamo , Texas
Gun Barrel City , Texas
Robert Lee, Texas

Need Office Supplies?

Staples, Texas 78670

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus , Texas 76084

You guessed it..it's on the state line..

Texline , Texas 79087

For the kids...

Kermit , Texas 79745
Elmo , Texas 75118
Nemo , Texas 76070
Tarzan , Texas 79783
Winnie , Texas 77665
Sylvester , Texas 79560

Other city names in Texas , to make you smile.....

Frognot , Texas 75424
Bigfoot , Texas 78005
Hogeye , Texas 75423
Cactus , Texas 79013
Notrees , Texas 79759
Best, Texas 76932
Veribest , Texas 76886
Kickapoo , Texas 75763
Dime Box , Texas 77853
Old Dime Box , Texas 77853
Telephone , Texas 75488
Telegraph , Texas 76883
Whiteface , Texas 79379
Twitty, Texas 79079

And last but not least, the Anti-Al Gore City

Kilgore , Texas 75662

And our favorites...

Cut n Shoot, Texas
Gun Barrell City , Texas
Hoop And Holler, Texas
Ding Dong, Texas and, of course,
Muleshoe , Texas

Here are some little known, very interesting facts about Texas .

1. Beaumont to El Paso : 742 miles
2. Beaumont to Chicago : 770 miles
3. El Paso is closer to California than to Dallas
4. World's first rodeo was in Pecos , July 4, 1883.
5. The Flagship Hotel in Galveston is the only hotel in North America
built over water.
6. The Heisman Trophy was named after John William Heisman who was the
first full-time coach at Rice University in Houston .
7. Brazoria County has more species of birds than any other area in
North America .
8. Aransas Wildlife Refuge is the winter home of North Americ a 's only
remaining flock of whooping cranes.
9. Jalapeno jelly originated in Lake Jackso n in 1978.
10. The worst natural disaster in U.S history was in 1900, caused by a
hurricane, in which over 8,000 lives were lost on Galveston Island .
11. The first word spoken from the moon, July 20, 1969, was " Houston ."
12. King Ranch in South Texas is larger than Rhode Island .
13. Tropical Storm Claudette brought a U.S. rainfall record of 43" in 24
hours in and around Alvin in July of 1979.
14. Texas is the only state to enter the U.S. by TREATY, (known as the
Constitution of 1845 by the Republic of Texas to enter the Union )
instead of by annexation. This allows the Texas Flag to fly at the same
height as the U.S. Flag, and may divide into 5 states.
15. A Live Oak tree near Fulton is estimated to be 1500 years old.
16. Caddo Lake is the only natural lake in the state.
17. Dr Pepper was invented in Waco in 1885. There is no period in Dr Pepper.
18. Texas has had six capital cities: Washington-on-the Brazos,
Harrisburg , Galveston , Velasco, West Columbia and Austin .
19. The Capitol Dome in Austin is the only dome in the U.S. which is
taller than the Capitol Building in Washington DC (by 7 feet).
20. The name " Texas " comes from the Hasini Indian word "tejas" meaning
friends. Tejas is not Spanish for Texas .
21. The State Mascot is the Armadillo (an interesting bit of trivia
about the armadillo is they always have four babies. They have one egg,
which splits into four, and they either have four males or four females.).
22. The first domed stadium in the U.S. was the Astrodome in Houston .

Some people in Texas were having trouble with all those ?shalt? and ?shalt nots? in the 10 Commandments. Folks there just aren't used to talking in those terms. So, some folks out in west Texas got together and translated the "King James" into the "King Ranch" language:

Cowboy's Ten Commandments posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Fairlie , Texas:

(1) Just one God.
(2) Honor yer Ma & Pa.
(3) No telling tales or gossipin'.
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meeting.
(5) Put nothin' before God.
(6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal.
(7) No killin'.
(Cool Watch yer mouth.
(9) Don't take what ain't yers.
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff

Now that's kinda plain an' simple don't ya think?

Yee Haw!
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PostSubject: Re: UH....YOU MIGHT BE A TEXAN....LOL!!!   Thu Sep 04, 2008 7:01 pm

I think everyone here either lives in Texas...or has lived in Texas
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PostSubject: Re: UH....YOU MIGHT BE A TEXAN....LOL!!!   Fri Sep 12, 2008 3:18 am

True...true...now that I think about it....that is one reason why this forum ROCKS....yeehaw!!! bounce
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PostSubject: Re: UH....YOU MIGHT BE A TEXAN....LOL!!!   Thu Nov 13, 2008 2:05 pm

This is good, and we need to remember that Texas also has a large majority of major Bible teachers and preachers.And we are right here on the buckle of the Bible belt. You know David Reagen does always call Texas God's country. Maybe he is onto something!!!


Screw You Blue States

Posted: 05 Nov 2008 04:09 PM CST



Texans are not whining about the elections.

Ok, Folks. Texas has given you complainers plenty of time
to get used to the election results. After listening to all the
whiners after the election, some folks from Real Texas have decided
that we might just take matters into our own hands.

First a little history lesson. It's our independent
nature to point out the people who enjoy the Texas Lifestyle have the
right to secede and form our own country once again whenever the
people of Texas choose to do so. Some other states also have this
right. The difference is, Texas has actually pulled that trigger
before.

Yes, Texas was an Independent Republic before it became a
state and can secede. Nothing inherently prohibits that from taking
place.

Let's get this straight. John McCain, a real American
hero, carried Texas by over a million votes. Texans can still smell
the fires of the Twin Towers . We would also honor President Bush.
George Bush simply did what any RealTexan would do and that is to go
try his best to annihilate anyone who was responsible for attacking
us. We don't fault him for that. We applaud that sort of behavior.
It's Texas politics, Texas style.

We're ready to secede.

Don't get me wrong. We like ya'll - We just don't want to
be like ya'll.

#1: Barak Obama becomes President of the United States
(all the other 49 states).

#2: Ross Perot becomes the next President of the Republic
of Texas and invites John McCain to be an honorary Texan. We honor
our heroes in Texas and honor their service. McCain is welcome here
and he can be Secretary of the Texas Navy. Native Texan George
Foreman will be Secretary of Defense. After that is all said and
done, we wish Mr. Obama well. We really do.

We expect one of Perot's first acts as President of the
Republic will be to tear down the border wall and erect a 10' wall
around Austin to keep the "Austin Weird" folks in and away from the
rest of us. If they will just pipe their Texas music out over the
wall, it will keep the rest of us happy. ( Just kidding my Austin
relatives on that one.) However, Willie will be Secretary of
Agriculture and music. Wonder what he will grow?

So what does Texas have to do to survive as a Republic?
Here's a few things to be aware of. Texas is the 11th largest economy
on the planet. We are bigger than Spain and right behind Great
Britain . We are also bigger than Russia . We are an economic force
to be reckoned with. We have a constitutional amendment to balance
our budget..and we do it. We also have a multi-billion dollar budget
surplus this year. We are so big, we have our own power grid. Yes,
that's true.

What else?
NASA is in Houston . (we will control the space
industry). We refine over 85% of the gasoline in the United States .
Defense Industry? We have over 65% of it. The term "Don't mess with
Texas ," will take on a whole new meaning. Oil - we can supply all
the oil the Republic of Texas will need for the next 300 years. Obama
states? Sorry about that.

As David Werst said, "We like ya'll, we just don't want
to be like ya'll." You can buy oil (pronounced like ya'll) from us
instead of terrorist countries that hate you. We will love you for
paying so much to us instead of Saudi Arabia , Venezuela , Kuwait and
others.

You don't want to 'drill baby drill' or put up with those
nasty oil wells? Well, we do and we know how to do it without
polluting the land, air, and sea. BTW-We have our own ports and
shipping lanes. We're also not "waiting on our FEMA check" to rebuild
Galveston . We are doing it right now as we speak. Natural Gas -
Again we have all we need and again, it's just too bad about you blue
Obama states who don't want drilling. We've been driving around with
those big tanks in the backs of our pickups for years now. We'll
switch over to compressed natural gas. Obama will figure a way to
keep ya'll warm..according to your need. Or, you could use ocean
waves, or make friends with Hugo Chavez or what's his name in Iran .

Computer Industry - we currently lead the nation in
producing computer chips and communications: Small places like Texas
Instruments, Dell, EDS, Raytheon, Motorola, Intel, Austin Technology
Centers Etc , Etc. The list goes on and on. Health Centers - We have
the largest research centers for Cancer research, the best burn
centers and the top trauma units in the world, and other large health
centers. We have enough colleges to keep us going: UT, Texas A&M,
Texas Tech, Texas State University , Rice, SMU, TCU, University of
Houston , Baylor, UNT, Texas Women's University, etc. Ivy grows
better in the south anyway. We have a ready supply of workers (just
open the border when we need some more).

But, we won't have an illegal immigration problem. Former
Texas Governor candidate Kinky Friedman solved that. He proposed we
pay 5 Mexican Generals a million a year to control illegal
immigration-folks coming from Mexico to Texas illegally. For every
illegal that slips through, we deduct $10,000. Wonder how many will
get across the border into Texas ? We won't need a Border Patrol.

We like tourism. Come stay a while. Enjoy a Cowboys game
or go to Six Flags over Texas ..then go home. We don't need any more
Californians coming here and messing things up. Or, they could live
in Austin where we can keep an eye on 'em.

We have control of the paper industry, plastics,
insurance, etc. In case of a foreign invasion, we have the Texas
National Guard and the Texas Air National Guard. We don't have an
army but since everybody down here is heavily armed and has at least
six rifles and a pile of ammo, we can raise an army in 6 hours if we
need it. That's the Texas way. When the tower sniper started shooting
in Austin a few years back, citizens piled out of their cars and
pickups and started returning fire within 2 minutes. Our citizens are
licensed to carry handguns on their person.

We have a saying down here: "If you mess with the bull,
you're gonna get the horn." And an even more remarkable finding from
the past.. Average Murder per 100,000 residents in counties won by
Bush: 0.1 of one percent. Average Murder per 100,000 residents in
counties won by Gore: 13.2. In Texas , even some of our school
teachers carry guns. We won't surrender our kids to nuts and
terrorists without a fight. Don't even think about messing with us.
If you want the sticker, click on it.



If the situation really gets bad, we can always call the
Texas DPS and ask them to send over a couple of Texas Rangers. We are
totally self sufficient in beef, poultry, hogs and vegetable produce
and everybody down here knows how to cook them so that they taste
good. Don't need any food.

Arts? Bob Wills is still the king, but we also like
different types of music, Country..and..Western. We even have our own
beer. Lone Star, The National Beer of Texas . This just names a few
of the items that will keep the Republic of Texas in good shape.
There isn't a thing out there that we need and don't have. Just keep
on reading David Werst's RealTexas Blog for more details on how to be
a RealTexan.

Now to the rest of the United States under President
Obama: Since you won't have the refineries to get gas for your cars,
We'll sell you gas too. We'll call the gas company Texasco or
something like that. Happy to do it. You won't have any TV as the
space center in Houston will cut off your communications or ask you
to pay for the signal. It will be Texas Direct TV. Hank Jr. will move
here and be in charge of programming.

Did you know we don't even have an income tax?

We have all we need here in God's country and like I've
already said, if we don't have it, we don't need it. We will have
cheap, plentiful energy. The new Texas Secretary of Energy, T. Boone
Pickens will be putting up thousands of wind generators all over the
west Texas plains and since everybody else thinks Texas is full of
hot air, we might as well take advantage of it.

Good luck. Ya'll are gonna need it.
Signed, The People of Real Texas
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PostSubject: Re: UH....YOU MIGHT BE A TEXAN....LOL!!!   Thu Jan 22, 2009 8:02 pm

was that serious about us seceding or was it just to say how much we have here in Texas
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PostSubject: Re: UH....YOU MIGHT BE A TEXAN....LOL!!!   Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:50 pm

Well some Texans are very serious about seceding...been hearing it for years...but even more so since Obama has been elected!
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PostSubject: Re: UH....YOU MIGHT BE A TEXAN....LOL!!!   Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:51 pm

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.

He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.

Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.

Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.

He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.










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[b][b]He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.


'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.

'They're mating,' her father replied.

'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.

'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.

'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, 'No dear.. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.' [/b]
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[center]'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped them flat.

[b][b]'Well, that may be OK in California , but we're not having any of that shit in Texas ,' she said.
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PostSubject: Re: UH....YOU MIGHT BE A TEXAN....LOL!!!   Sat Oct 13, 2012 6:04 am

If Obama has a re-election chance, we may need to recirculate the thing and raly Texas to secede.
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