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There is only one flaw in women

by brknangel on Sat Jul 04, 2009 1:29 pm

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By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, 'Why are you spending so much time on this one?'

And the Lord answered, 'Have you seen my spec sheet on her?

She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,have over 200

movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on Rootbeer and

leftovers, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart and she will do everything with only two hands.'

The angel was astounded at the requirements. 'Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one20day. Wait until tomorrow to finish.'

'But I won't, ' the Lord protested. 'I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals

herself when she is sick and can work 18 hour days.'

The angel moved closer and touched the woman. 'But you have made her so soft, Lord.' 'She is soft,' the Lord agreed, 'but I have also made her tough. You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish.'

=0 A 'Will she be able to think?', asked the angel. The Lord replied, 'Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to reason and

negotiate.'

The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek. 'Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model..

I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one.'

'That's not a leak,' the Lord corrected,'that's a tear!'

'What's the tear for?' the angel asked.

The Lord said, 'The tear is her way of expressing her joy,

her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love,

her loneliness, her grief and her pride.'

The angel was impressed. 'You are a genius, Lord.

You thought of everything! Woman is truly amazing.'

Yes she is! Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens,but they hold happiness,

love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take 'no' for an answer when they believe there is a better solution.They go without so their family can have.

They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards.They are happy when they hear about a birth or wedd ing.Their hearts break when a friend dies.

They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong

when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.

Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning.They bring joy, hope and love.

They have compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends. Women have vital things to say and everything to give HOWEVER,

IF THERE IS ONE TINY FLAW IN WOMEN,

IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.

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by Guitarist121 on Wed Jan 21, 2009 2:51 pm

by brknangel on Fri Jan 16, 2009 9:32 am

Awesome Mom

Once you have been hit,

You have to hit 5 awesome Moms.

Including the one who thought of

YOU today and sent it to YOU...

If you get hit again,

You will know you are Really awesome!

So hit 5 awesome moms on your friends list

To let them know they are awesome!

Before I was a Mom,
I never tripped over toys

Or forgot words to a lullaby.
I didn't worry whether or not

My plants were poisonous.
I never thought about immunizations.

Before I was a Mom,

I had never been puked on.
Pooped on.
Chewed on.
Peed on.
I had complete control of my mind

And my thoughts.
I slept all night.

Before I was a Mom,
I never held down a screaming child

So doctors could do tests.
Or give shots.
I never looked into teary eyes and cried.
I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin.
I never sat up late hours at night

Watching a baby sleep.

Before I was a Mom,
I never held a sleeping baby just because

I didn't want to put her down.
I never felt my heart break into a million pieces

When I couldn't stop the hurt.
I never knew that something so small

Could affect my life so much.
I never knew that I could love someone so much.
I never knew I would love being a Mom.

Before I was a Mom,
I didn't know the feeling of

Having my heart outside my body.
I didn't know how special it could feel

To feed a hungry baby.
I didn't know that bond

Between a mother and her child.
I didn't know that something so small

Could make me feel so important and happy.

Before I was a Mom,

I had never gotten up in the middle of the night

Every 10 minutes to make sure all was okay.
I had never known the warmth,

The joy,

The love,

The heartache,
The wonderment

Or the satisfaction of being a Mom.
I didn't know I was capable of feeling so much,

Before I was a Mom.

Send this to someone who you think is a awesome Mom.

Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.

by Guitarist121 on Tue Sep 23, 2008 2:35 am

haha

by brknangel on Mon Sep 22, 2008 9:05 pm

Oops...posted this one in the wrong thread.... Shocked