Aggie Jokes Anyone

Did you hear about the aggie that got locked out of his car?
He spent two hours trying to get his wife and kids out!

How many Aggies did it take to unscrew a light bulb?
1,001. One to hold the bulb and 1,000 to turn the house.

A Florida State student, a Texas Tech student, and an Aggie had all
commited horrendous crimes and were going to be shot. The FSU guy was brought up and blindfolded. The general shouted, "Ready ....... aim..." and the FSU guy yelled, "Huricane!!," everybody ducked, and he ran away free.
Dismayed at losing their first prisioner, the guards brought up the TTU student with renewed vengence. They blindfolded him and the general commanded, "Ready......aim....." and the TTU guy shouted, "Tornado!!" and fearing for their lives, everybody ducked, and he ran away free.
Well, the Aggie has been watching all this and starts thinking, "They all yelled natural disasters and they got away, so I will too." So they brought him up and blinded folded him, the general shouted, "Ready ...... aim...." and the Aggie screamed, "Fire!!"
:P

that last one was really funny

Thanks...got a good belly laugh out of those....more please!!!!

if you can think of some more like that last one...that would be great

Yes surely you Techies are full of Aggie jokes....

More please?

okay so I have a real one for sure, I know this because I saw the picture....




So apparently a hurricane is about to come through, high winds, ect. Of course it's always a good idea to stay on the safe side and board up your windows...well there is a picture that shows these "intelligent" aggies with the boards on the inside of the glass!!!

I kid you not!!

Oh dear...and those are the intelligent ones?

I used to know some Aggie jokes...I'll have to dredge them up in my memory...lol...scary thought I know...my memory...

texastech27 wrote:Did you hear about the aggie that got locked out of his car?
He spent two hours trying to get his wife and kids out!

How many Aggies did it take to unscrew a light bulb?
1,001. One to hold the bulb and 1,000 to turn the house.

A Florida State student, a Texas Tech student, and an Aggie had all
commited horrendous crimes and were going to be shot. The FSU guy was brought up and blindfolded. The general shouted, "Ready ....... aim..." and the FSU guy yelled, "Huricane!!," everybody ducked, and he ran away free.
Dismayed at losing their first prisioner, the guards brought up the TTU student with renewed vengence. They blindfolded him and the general commanded, "Ready......aim....." and the TTU guy shouted, "Tornado!!" and fearing for their lives, everybody ducked, and he ran away free.
Well, the Aggie has been watching all this and starts thinking, "They all yelled natural disasters and they got away, so I will too." So they brought him up and blinded folded him, the general shouted, "Ready ...... aim...." and the Aggie screamed, "Fire!!"
:P

I lol'd .....thanks tech

Lol...yeah she loves dissing the aggies don't you tech girl....