http://rocktalk.forumotion.com/humor-f19/-t1.htm Post jokes,funny stories,and other humorous things here Sat, 01 Aug 2009 09:50:32 GMT 10 http://i85.servimg.com/u/f85/11/65/84/05/guitar11.jpg http://rocktalk.forumotion.com/humor-f19/-t1.htm http://rocktalk.forumotion.com/humor-f19/chuck-norris-facts-t138.htm Guitarist121 01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. 02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. 03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. 04 If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death. 05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was ... Humor Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:14:39 GMT http://rocktalk.forumotion.com/humor-f19/chuck-norris-facts-t138.htm#1840 http://rocktalk.forumotion.com/humor-f19/chuck-norris-facts-t138.htm http://rocktalk.forumotion.com/humor-f19/fluffy-the-wondercat-on-catnews-t54.htm Guitarist121
this is Fluffy



Fluffy says:
eating green things shortens life...eat the cooked food
sleeping will stop cancer
peanutbutter on corn will make life easier]]> Humor Fri, 28 Sep 2007 14:21:09 GMT http://rocktalk.forumotion.com/humor-f19/fluffy-the-wondercat-on-catnews-t54.htm#163 http://rocktalk.forumotion.com/humor-f19/fluffy-the-wondercat-on-catnews-t54.htm http://rocktalk.forumotion.com/humor-f19/funny-expressions-t180.htm Guitarist121 post some funny expression,sayings,and/or quotes. Humor Sat, 01 Aug 2009 09:50:32 GMT http://rocktalk.forumotion.com/humor-f19/funny-expressions-t180.htm#2766 http://rocktalk.forumotion.com/humor-f19/funny-expressions-t180.htm http://rocktalk.forumotion.com/humor-f19/ok-funny-emails-here-please-t77.htm brknangel ]]> Humor Wed, 03 Oct 2007 04:31:53 GMT http://rocktalk.forumotion.com/humor-f19/ok-funny-emails-here-please-t77.htm#345 http://rocktalk.forumotion.com/humor-f19/ok-funny-emails-here-please-t77.htm http://rocktalk.forumotion.com/humor-f19/uhyou-might-be-a-texanlol-t108.htm brknangel Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks from > Texas... > > If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work > there, you may live in Texas > > If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Texas. > > If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a > wrong number, you may live in Texas. > > If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of ... Humor Wed, 27 Feb 2008 11:36:50 GMT http://rocktalk.forumotion.com/humor-f19/uhyou-might-be-a-texanlol-t108.htm#1118 http://rocktalk.forumotion.com/humor-f19/uhyou-might-be-a-texanlol-t108.htm http://rocktalk.forumotion.com/humor-f19/heavenly-clocks-t48.htm texastech27 A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie." "Incredible," ... Humor Mon, 24 Sep 2007 23:40:26 GMT http://rocktalk.forumotion.com/humor-f19/heavenly-clocks-t48.htm#136 http://rocktalk.forumotion.com/humor-f19/heavenly-clocks-t48.htm http://rocktalk.forumotion.com/humor-f19/aggie-jokes-anyone-t57.htm texastech27 Did you hear about the aggie that got locked out of his car? He spent two hours trying to get his wife and kids out! How many Aggies did it take to unscrew a light bulb? 1,001. One to hold the bulb and 1,000 to turn the house. A Florida State student, a Texas Tech student, and an Aggie had all commited horrendous crimes and were going to be shot. The FSU guy was brought up and blindfolded. The general shouted, "Ready ....... aim..." and the FSU guy ... Humor Sat, 29 Sep 2007 07:55:16 GMT http://rocktalk.forumotion.com/humor-f19/aggie-jokes-anyone-t57.htm#192 http://rocktalk.forumotion.com/humor-f19/aggie-jokes-anyone-t57.htm